One minute you're cleaning bird poop off your car, the next you're taking a brick to the melon

Dateline: Jersey City. A man walked into the East District cop shop bleeding from his forehead and nose saying he'd been assaulted by a former co-worker by a brick Monday. The victim whose name wasn't released said he was cleaning bird shat off of his car when he was approached by former co-worker Jason Scala. You know the routine, words were exchanged and then allegedly Scala went all brick on the victim. Scala was charged with aggravated assault and weapons possession. The victim was treated at the Jersey City Medical Center and released.

What kind of world are we living in when a man can't clean pigeon leavings off of his whip in peace?