Ya wonder what this guy is like on a Monday morning when the alarm clock goes off

Union City's own Julio Maldonado was sleeping. Union City's own Julio Maldonado was sleeping peacefully. Union City's own Julio Maldonado was sleeping peacefully and didn't want to be woken up. The trouble was, Union City's own Julio Maldonado was sleeping peacefully and didn't want to be woken up while his car was in the middle of Carbon Place at West Side Avenue in Jersey City AND he and his passenger had an open beer in their hands. Police tried to wake him up with flashers, that was no good. They tried tapping on the glass and that was no use. Finally they opened the the door and shined a flashlight in his face to which Mr. Maldonado replied "Shut that &@#^$&$^! flashlight off. I'm sleeping". Apparently he meant it as he then got into an altercation with the Jersey City po-po and was arrested and charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and DWI.

We salute you "Mr. asleep at the wheel in the middle of the road with a beer in your hand not wanting to be disturbed guy", like the ad says, a real man of genius.