Late night open thread

Ah, the old pitchfork in the window jam trick. Yep, a local resident Gregory Trowell, actually used a pitchfork to attempt a breaking and entering last night. Witnesses reported seeing Trowell attempting to wedge open a window with said pitchfork before it became lodged in the window jam and he tried sneaking off. The Jersey City po-po arrived on scene and found Trowell skulking away and picked him up. He'll be charged with burglary, possession of burglary tools and criminal mischief. No word on where the hell he found a pitchfork in Jersey City to begin with. They don't carry them at the local bodega Johnny goes to.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark