Guess what's gonna happen....Who the hell do you think we are, CNN?
Here, so you don't feel cheated today, here's Stephen Colbert shooting lasers out of his hands and hitting evil bears. Bears as we know from the Ypsi City Desk are mindless, perfect killing machines.

Bears are mindless killing machines WITH NO SOULS. We'll chalk up this omission to March Madness.
ReplyDeleteNo souls? They are soulless? I'm going to have to check Wikipedia
ReplyDeleteJust as I suspected:
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