You won't be seeing much of Johnny at all today. He's got big doings elsewhere. Zoltron can't run things, Johnny jokingly told him the line for Bonnaroo had begun to form and so he headed for Tennessee a few months early.
I hope Zoltron remembered his insect-repellant. Trixie's little sister got bit by something at Bonnaroo a couple years ago and ended up in the hospital for three days. True story!
They couldn't identify the exact source of the bite. So I suppose it could have been a rabid hillbilly. If only she'd packed moonshine - she could have left it outside her tent and the hillbilly would have bitten the cork out and imbibed instead of biting her.
I hope Zoltron remembered his insect-repellant. Trixie's little sister got bit by something at Bonnaroo a couple years ago and ended up in the hospital for three days. True story!
ReplyDeleteWas she bitten by a local hillbilly or is she certain it was a bug?
ReplyDeleteThey couldn't identify the exact source of the bite. So I suppose it could have been a rabid hillbilly. If only she'd packed moonshine - she could have left it outside her tent and the hillbilly would have bitten the cork out and imbibed instead of biting her.
ReplyDeleteOh the humanity...
Maybe it was a speckle-throated Hilljack
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