No doubt Hoboken residents are in awe over their tea and crumpets this morning

Mmmmmmm, crumpets.

Yes, the W hotel in Hoboken has host to perhaps the most overrated sports figure in recent history last night, soccer star David Beckham and his teammates on the LA Galaxy, in town to play the Red Bulls. The super duper extra big media star is in fact at this hour still at the W as screaming teens and women circle the hotel in hopes of getting a look at the English star. Beckham, known for his ability to bend a soccer ball, or make it curve around defenders has been somewhat of a disappointment in international play. How does Johnny know this? He has an email friend in England who says so and she knows her 'footie'.

So you can curve a soccer ball, congratulations. Hope that pays for your wife's copious amounts of plastic surgery.