Union City resident Luis Cortes was having some difficulty parking his vehicle Thursday. He was trying to parallel park it and kept putting the hurt to the cars in front of and behind where he was trying to park. Maybe he should have tried this parking wizardry away from next to the Union City Police Department. Police were notified by an off duty officer of Cortes' park job and they approached him and asked if he'd been drinking. He let on he may have had "5 beers".
Five.
Oh, OK, if it's only been five then please accept the key to the city and be on your way.
Cortes was arrested and charged with a DUI and police made accident reports for the cars he mashed.
At least it wasn't SIX! No extra credit for honesty?
ReplyDeleteHe's a generous man, he drank five and yet saw fit to give one away
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