We don't get out to North Bergen nearly enough it seems, it's the home for nervous looking guys with machetes

Not JUST nervous looking guys, but nervous looking guys with 17 inch machetes.

Wait wait, let's try again, North Bergen is the home of nervous looking guys with 17 inch machetes with 12 bags of weed. Now, there, that looks better. What's that beer ad, real men of genius? Well we certainly have a candidate here.

Leissam Trujillo, next time you're wandering nervously and police ask you if you're OK, don't pat your hip indicating a weapon, that's just bad selling form. You've got to be on top of your game man. You start pointing out where weapons may or not may be, the weed is gonna be found.

Again, we gotta get out of this shoebox with holes we live in and go join the fun in sunny North Bergen more often.