Dwayne Watkins, do we need to go over how to act all gangsta?

Ok Dwayne, you seem to know a lot about the gangsta life. You were found walking down Communipaw Avenue with your 27 bags of weed and a gun by the Jersey City PD. Weed and a weapon? Gangsta. The fact you had your .22 tied around your neck with shoelace string? NOT gangsta. In fact, it's so not gangsta we're revoking your membership card and you can no longer hang with real gangstas. Seriously, a shoelace around your neck? Parents tie things around their kids necks who are forgetful little tikes. You know the slow ones. Here you are advertising that you are some kind of remedial gangsta by merely walking down the street. Shame on you. Maybe the shoelace thing works out in Paterson but not here in Jersey City.

Is this what it has come to here? Remedial gangstas?