See this is why Johnny doesn't keep naked pictures of himself on his cell phone

Zija Karpuzi, a humble pizza maker in Bayonne was arrested and charged with beating a man with a big ole metal pole when he found out a friend of one of the drivers had stolen his girlfriend's cell phone and taken the naked photos of her on it and sending them to friends. Police say at first Karpuzi knocked the windows out of the "victim's" car and when he got out took a little street justice to the man. Karpuzi was charged with two weapons charges, aggravated assault and criminal mischief.

Johnny thinks the "victim" here helped contribute to his own beat down. Time was in America when a man didn't have to worry about his girlfriend's nekkid pictures being redistributed via a stolen cellie, because back then there was no such thing as cell phones. This is also exactly why Johnny doesn't keep such pics on his cell phone, the desire for someone to steal it and pass them around would just be too great for the average citizen.