Well the much hyped and needlessly frenetic show Destination Truth aired their big search tonight for the Jersey Devil down in the Pine Barrens. Not only did they not find the Jersey Devil but they also failed to find the Russian guy Christopher and Paulie thought they shot in the Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos.
Josh Gates failed huge but he's certainly not alone. Many have tried to catch the wily Devil and all have come up empty.
Johnny is gonna have to head down to the Pine Barrens with A BIG OLD GUN and stay there until he bags his limit of Devils. Those who know Johnny know he's hard headed enough to stay down there and actually do it once he decides to. Plus he has some space on the mantle above the fireplace where a Devil head would look good stuffed and mounted.
BIG.OLD.GUN
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