If we told you an inebriated guy fell off a balcony in Chelsea last night and had a post impaled in his head, you'd think the worst

Johnny sure thought the worst in reading the headline in today's NY Daily News. Nicholas Blossom somehow fell off a third floor balcony, and when he landed it was on a fence posting of some kind, impaled in his head. Yes, that's pretty grim.

Firefighters had to cut the metal post driven into Blossom's melon and took the entire frightening scene to the hospital with him, still sticking out of his head.

Here's where the unbelievable part comes in, thankfully Blossom (and Nicholas if you'd like to contact us and give us a play by play and an update on your recovery, please email Johnny, we'd love to tell your story in this) is today listed in stable condition.

No way did Johnny expect to see the condition listed as stable when he read the headline in the Daily News himself. Good news, we think.