Saturday, May 29, 2010

Late night open thread

Henny Youngman night:

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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