Life is like a box of chocolates...

No not because you never know what you'll get but because is was spoken by a dim bulb just like the group Johnny's going to describe here.

A Jersey City man, Luis M. Perez, went to Hoboken to try and buy an illegal gun. Why he had to go to FuHo is beyond us as the Greenville street gun emporium was more than likely open at the time. As he haggles with three teens about the gun he wants to purchase, the three Hoboken teens pull knives and rob the guy wanting to buy an illegal handgun. So after the kids take off, Lopez follows them on foot and via a cab and THEN involved the police. You read that right, he involved the FuHo police. The three teens were taken into custody for having an illegal weapon or two. It was at this point one of the teens ratted on Lopez saying he was trying to buy the illegal handgun. So, police being police did a search of Mr. Lopez's person and found a razor and a baggie with 50 grams of weed in his back pocket. Well played Mr. Lopez, well played indeed.

So booking was having a busy night last night in FuHo but let this be a lesson to your wannabe gangstas, shop locally for guns, no need to travel all the way to Hoboken on the Light Rail or PATH train. Spend your bad money right here in Jersey City. Just call it a Mayor Healy enterprise zone if questioned.