Monday, March 28, 2011

Late night open thread

Mitch Hedberg night:

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it."

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died."

"By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be...a thirsty dude! Gatorade forgets about this demographic."

"I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit."

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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