We're taking gripes today, but only in Haiku form

If you good citizen have a complaint or gripe lay it on us. If it be about dear Jersey City, or NYC or FuHo do tell us but keep it in Haiku poem form. You remember the humble haiku, 5 syllables, followed by 7 syllables followed by 5 syllables.

Example:
Jersey City King
Mayor in over his head
We all feel the pain

Ooooooh, now nobody go steal that. Johnny better not see it on haiku.com later.