Jersey City Schools Superintendent Charles T. Epps Jr. wins the 2011 "Verbal Hand Grenade" award

And unlike a real hand grenade that you're supposed to get rid of, Epps Jr. pretty much decided to hold onto this one while he tossed it out:

"Our worst enemy is the young ladies," Epps said. "The young girls are bad. I don't know what they're drinking today, but they're bad."

WOW, just WOW. That's an awesome statement. Thats actually not using PC speak or saying the non-hurtful thing, that's some brass right there. But let's double down on the grenade tossing shall we:

Epps praised staff members of JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs who have volunteered as mentors.

"They've signed up to help even the dirty, nasty, bad kids"

Now all that's left is for Johnny to sit back and let you click on the article and read for yourselves and ply us with comments either in support or outrage of Mr. Epps Jr.

The perfect song for this community outrage this morning, The Flametrick Subs with 'What Makes a Good Girl Go Bad?'