Dear JCPD, Johnny's going to have to insist on a 'No sirens after 3 AM' in Johnny's neighborhood rule

Last night was an issue and woke Johnny up (again). That can't happen. So Johnny will be sending the JCPD a zone around Johnny's abode where sirens are verboten on weekends from 3 am to 7 am. Feel free to join in and complain. They'll get the message if enough of us leave our beefs (yeah right).