Late night open thread

We now have the answer to a question that has vexed mankind for over a hundred years. Which 'Guay' is better, Paraguay or Uruguay? After today the answer is Uru. In the Copa America Fubol Championship match today in Argentina it was Uruguay 3 and Paraguay 0. Paraguay will now have to petition South America for a new name.

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