Somewhere a village is missing its idiot, oh wait, he's right here

Allegedly. Let's remember that word while Johnny rants.

Robert Browning, what kind of idiot are you? You get into a scuffle you could have avoided (see above) and now your story is going out across newswires around the globe, dateline Jersey City.

You bit off a guys nose in a fight and then (see above) taunted him about it. You actually went all Mike Tyson and bit off a guys nose (see above) then told him you enjoyed chewing it? Good GOD man, where is your brain?

Keith Olbermann has a worst persons list. If this happens again or we see Robert Browning's name again we'll co-opt Olbermann's idea.