Late night open thread

It's that time of year again, if is Saturday and it's the late night thread it's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show

LSU 40
Oregon 27
What, did somebody step on a duck?

Penn St. 41
Indiana St. 7
They just let Joe Paterno sleep through the games now in his special nap room.

USC 19
Minnesota 17
These two teams have the exact same colors, it's a hard game to watch.

Stanford 57
San Jose St. 3
Take your damned money and go

Lehigh 49
Monmouth 24
Lehigh's Chris Lum and Ryan Spadola were unstoppable for the Mountain Hawks. Lum was 22/34 for 346 and 4 TD's while Spadola caught six balls for 148 and two scores.

North Dakota State 42
Lafayette 6
The Leopards get run over by copious amounts of Bison.

Kentucky 14
Western Kentucky 3
You do not wanna know what was being grilled in the parking lot before the game

Cal 36
Fresno State 21
You'll pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge.

Richmond 23
Duke 21
Duke blows at football. It helps balance the universe. North Carolina tried being good at football and many players were kicked off the team and the NCAA suspended more. Again, it restores balance for April.

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
South Dakota State 29
Southern Utah 28
Scads upon dozens of fans jammed scenic Coughlin-Alumni Stadium in Brookings South Dakota today in perfect football weather to watch THIS very game. South Dakota State led 29-7 in the 4th quarter and yet had to survive a frantic comeback by Southern Utah, knocking away a 2 point conversion with 2 seconds left to win. Know who made the defensive play to win it? Dirk Kool. Now that's a name. Dirk Kool may now loot and pillage for 24 hours.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark