Oh where do these remedial crooks come from and can they keep coming here so Johnny has something fun to write about early on a Friday?
Dateline Fuho: Antonio Santiago of Hoboken was sitting in McDonalds enjoying whatever it was he ordered when police came in and asked him if he just might have picked up a cell phone that you know, may not have been his in Hoboken Terminal. He denied any knowledge. Police told Santiago well you know we've got a report from someone saying you were sitting right next to them when it disappeared. Still Santiago said he hadn't taken it.
Police and the victim in the case then dialed the cell phone and suddenly, amazingly, something in Santiago's pocket started ringing. Was it an Sausage McMuffin? Hash browns? A stolen cell phone perhaps?
The jig was up and Santiago pulled out the phone which the victim identified. Santiago was also found to be carrying three small bags of "suspected" weed but we don't really care about that, just the idea Antonio thought he could fib his way out of this.
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