Even Jesus hates the Philadelphia Flyers. What cheap bastards they are. And acting the role of an Old Testament angry God and standing up to the slew-foot on Zach Parise is one Ilya Kovalchuk who beat down Flyers Brayden Schenn in a Biblical way. Kovalchuk rag dolls Schenn around for a while until he decides to knock him around a couple times before landing a righteous roundhouse which, in the words of Chris Farley in Tommy Boy, "That's gonna leave a mark."
As for the douchenozzle who stared this whole mess, the very weasely Zac Rinaldo, he got a $2500 fine for the slew-foot on Parise and compounded his debt to the NHL with another $2500 fine for a late hit on the Devils' Jacob Josefson.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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