Thursday, March 15, 2012

Finnish ice dancers are ruining Jersey City

This is why we can't have nice fencing around the Powerhouse. Former Finnish ice dancer Juha Valkama was captured going at a high rate of speed down Second St., and tried to take the turn at Washington waaaay to fast and wound up wiping out some fencing at the Powerhouse. Luckily Port Authority police were following Valkama, and after the wreck cuffed the Goldman Sachs employee after he blew more than twice the .08 limit to be considered legally intoxicated.

Hat tip to the videographer, well done. We'd also like to point out if Valkama really wanted to go fast through Jersey City there was a perfectly good Chevy Camaro sitting right on the street in the video.

You may now feel free to make as many Fin and skating puns in comments as you can stand...

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