Don't eat the free purple hot dogs being given away in NYC tomorrow

You'll ah, you'll chip your teeth. Those ain't hot dogs citizens, nope, if they are being given away by Trojan and not Nathan's, them there is vibrators, purple vibrators. From Consumerist via the New York Times:

Street teams will be doling out the goods with lines like "Getcha vibes here!" and "Relish the moment," playing up that hot dog that is not a hot dog idea, reports the New York Times. Customers will get either a Tri-Phoria or the Pulse, costing the company about $350,000 in total to give the toys away.

If you are wondering where the purple-helmeted warriors will be handed out make sure to check Trojan Vibrations' Facebook page.