Hey, it's a dumb blonde getting yanked out of a plane (like ya do) and she's wanting to tell you about the 1967 Dodge Dart. It's the car you drew when you drew cars next to stick figures in second grade. 10 lines and two circles. Yes, it's just that bland. Notice the ad doesn't spend much time talking about safety. Or the design. Or the dashboard. Or the ride. No, they just want you to know it's so big it's hard to believe this compact is a compact. That and when you're driving through a forest trying hard not to hit moving trees the engine really wants to please you, or something...
And it comes in hideous brown!
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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