Late night open thread

If college football is back you can rest assured Saturday night's open thread is the Saturday Scoreboard Show:

Alabama 41
Michigan 14
This game was an instant classic in Columbus and East Lansing.

Rutgers 24
Tulane 12
Jawan Jamison's strong running helps Rutgers win on the road.

Youngstown St. 31
Pitt 17
Somebody forgot to tell Youngstown St. they were only supposed to come and pick up a check.

Lehigh 27
Monmouth 17
The Mountain Hawks start strong and get their 10th regular season win in a row.

Kansas St. 51
Missouri St. 9
Don't let the score fool you, this was only 16-9 K-State entering the 4th where they scored 35 points.

Montana 35
South Dakota 24
Montana keeps the Mangy Prairie Dog trophy for another year.

LSU 41
North Texas 14
LSU don't give a shit if there's no honey badger.

Oklahoma St. 84
Savannah St. 0
Savannah St.'s players should have to fly home from this game with no pants.

Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Maryland 7
William & Mary 6
People paid to see this game. They paid for parking, to tailgate, the ticket, the concessions inside all to watch Maryland lay around for three and a half quarters before somehow managing just enough effort to tip William & Mary. You gotta REALLY love Maryland football to watch this.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark