Dear Saturn Ion owner whose storm damaged car is parked/abandoned near the corner of Second St. and Provost...

You've left your keys in your car. Certainly this is an oversight on your part for a storm damaged car and not a ploy for someone to actually steal your car for the insurance payout. So, you might want to A) Take the keys out of the ignition near the open rolled down window, and B) Close your windows, the car is wet and nasty enough already.