Sorry for the late post, Johnny had to drive out to East Stroudsburg for a Christmas tree

Well not so much buy a tree, he could do that here. Instead he went out to "top" some poor sucker's pine tree is a better description. Since Johnny has scruples he chose not to do this to anyone in New Jersey. East Stroudsburg PA was right there on the border so there you have it.

Mmmm, fresh tree smell...