Maybe you set them down with the best intentions

Attention Jersey City: There is a pair of dark blue Calvin Klein men's underpants off of Columbus Dr. not too far from the Grove St. PATH station. Maybe you had some kind of wardrobe malfunction this past weekend or on your way into the office today. Maybe you just set them down for a second and got distracted when people started looking your way with that, "Ewwwwwwwww" look in their eyes. Well you're very lucky that a quality item like this is still there. You may pick them up anytime today.

"I got some new underwear....well, it was new to me."
 -- Johnny Action Space Punk