Sure, in theory you think having your own Personal Jesus would be cool but you just take a second to reflect on that. If you had a Personal Jesus you have to go to church every Sunday and let's face facts, if you have a Personal Jesus you're driving that church bus to boot. You'd miss the first half of every NFL 1pm game. Then maybe Personal Jesus isn't a J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! fan. The last 30 years should have taught us this. Then maybe after detailing and parking the church bus PJ wants to go to IKEA because their meatballs are one of his father's greatest creations. So there's the first half of the 4pm games too.
You think hard on that while Depeche Mode sings us a song about, whoa , hey, look at that, Personal Jesus!
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