Naked butts and seamen were on the menu (Ewwwwwww Johnny ewwwwwwww) at a Hoboken McDonald's as a drunken Scottish seaman who had previously decided to moon everyone inside Mickey D's was chased down, fought with, then arrested on Monday night.
Perhaps Michael Shaun Willis of Glasgow was merely bringing a wee bit of the Scottish McDonald's experience here to us. You know, McHaggis and McButtcheeks might just be all the rage in Scotland but here in the US of A? Not so much. Once Willis left the restaurant and cops were called that's when the real fun started:
Police established he was on shore leave from a merchant vessel and initially allowed him to leave with two friends who were sober, reports said. But as the trio was walking away, Willis darted into middle of Washington Street causing a driver to mash his breaks to avoid on breaks to avoid hitting him, reports said.
Police decided to charge Willis with disorderly conduct after he began tussling with his friends who ran out into the street to grab him, reports said. At police headquarters, Willis threatened to defecate on the floor if he wasn't released, police said. Then at 11:48 p.m., Willis slipped a hand out of his handcuffs and lunged toward an officer, police said.
Willis continued to kick and struggle, as four other officers helped to put him in a compliance hold, reports said.
Classy guy, this. For his acting out Groundskeeper Willie was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, escape, and resisting arrest with physical force.
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