Late night open thread

It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

Michigan State 41
Nebraska 28
Sparty moves closer to setting up a playdate with the Buckeyes in the B1G title game. Does anyone else think Cornhuskers coach Bo Pelini acts a lot like Homer Simpson as Angry Dad?

Auburn 43
Georgia 38
WOW, what an ending. If you haven't seen it click here. We'll wait here til you come back...

UCF 39
Temple 36
WOW part deux. If you haven't seen the play UCF made to help pull this one out of the fire click here. We'll wait here until you get back...

Cincinnati 52
Rutgers 17
With less than ten seconds to play instead of trying some kind of pass to the end zone the Scarlet Knights kicked a field goal. So helpful. From the top administration to the AD to a few coaches Piscataway is a mess.

SMU 38
Connecticut 21
UConn's season continues to scrape rock bottom like an Italian cruise liner.

Lehigh 31
Colgate 14
Another fine season by Lehigh will be rewarded by another screw job by the 1-AA playoff selection committee.

Bucknell 17
Georgetown 7
Fear the Bison for they are kicking ass and taking names.

Citadel 31
VMI 10
The Citadel moved past VMI with military-like precision.

Wooster 28
Ohio Wesleyan 27
Since no game summary was available we're going to make one up. The entire Wooster team overslept and didn't get to the game until the fourth quarter. Until they arrived a few Wooster cheerleaders, a few band members and some kids selling 50-50 raffle tickets fought bravely but trailed Wesleyan 27-7. Once the Wooster varsity suited up they dropped 21 unannounced and certainly unanswered points to get power up and win 28-27.

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Wisconsin 51
Indiana 3
Indiana is a disgrace. Not that they have an awful team, they're not good but there are a lot worse. However, every time they see Wisconsin show up on their doorstep or have to travel to Camp Randall Stadium in Madison they simply pee themselves and curl up into little goofball hocking punching bags. In 2010 Wisconsin beat IU 83-20. Yikes. In 2011 it was 59-7. Last year was 62-14. Either Indiana was fucking Wisconsin's girlfriend and we don't know about it yet or the Hoosiers should consider taking out a restraining order or simply stay home and play with themselves.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark