Is Johnny the laziest human in Jersey City?

Nah, not this time. He'll go on his own. He'll trudge off into the bloody rain and wind, walk uphill both ways, and go get his own vegetables. It's fine if some teenager doesn't have money in his pocket for a movie or a date (Johnny pays well) this weekend. It's fine if iTunes doesn't sell an album or two.

Now if it were snowing...