Sunday, November 16, 2014

Late night open thread

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

Alabama 25
Mississippi St. 20
Of all the teams vying for one of those four golden rings did anyone really doubt Alabama wouldn't get one?

Wisconsin 59
Nebraska 24
Melvin Gordon ran for a record 408 yards in THREE QUARTERS. Get the feeling the Nebraska defense feels like Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House in 2-D?














Rutgers 45
Indiana 23
A bowl game chopping RU will go and good on them. Before RU fans throw back that last shot of tequila Tevin Coleman DID run for 307 on the Scarlet Knights, a sobering thought perhaps

North Dakota 30
N. Arizona 28
The streets of Grand Forks are rife with drunken revelers. Oh and North Dakota won

Lehigh 30
Colgate 27
The Mountain Hawks hang on in what has become a season of their discount tent

Michigan State 37
Maryland 15
It's pretty obvious Sparty should avoid teams that start with the letter O (Oregon, Ohio St.). Luckily Oklahoma is not on MSU's schedule anytime soon

E Kentucky 43
Murray St. 36
Murray St. led by 20 at halftime, blew that lead and made up for it by letting Dy'Shawn Mobley score all six touchdowns for E. Kentucky. Maybe they were sleepy Racing around like that all the time

Northwestern 43
Notre Dame 40 OT
If you laughed when you saw this score raise your hand. It's OK, nobody can see you. It's not hating if ND losing nourishes your soul

Furman 31
Wofford 14
P.J. Blazejowski had 305 yards on a perfect 15-of-15 passing, threw two touchdown passes and ran for a third for Furman. We wonder if he's any relation to Bill Blazejowski from the old movie Night Shift:











Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
San Diego 32
Valparaiso 27
As long as Johnny has been doing the Scoreboard Show, as far back as Ypsilanti and never have two players been allowed to loot and pillage a town for 24 hours...until tonight.  Keith Williams threw a 44-yard touchdown pass to Brandon White as time expired and the Toreros clinched a spot in the 1-AA playoffs. Commence to looting lads.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

1 comment:

  1. Fascinating. While I lost my virginity to a Canadian gal while hitchhiking I've had nothing but a steady diet of American gals, same one for the last 30 years, and I've always been satisfied with my American ladies.

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