Steve Fulop announced late last night the site had been picked for Jersey City's newest 65 story rental property. "We were driving along yesterday and I said HEY, look there, a spot without a building. Just look at the income that would bring my office--er the city! Those cars weren't there 45 minutes ago so that's a free space lot to build. I've already alerted city planning and set along the necessary case of Yoo-Hoo chocolate drink for approval by any means."
Fulop cited his "Empty Lots Need Buildings" program as a need for more building everywhere. "Trees are out," said Fulop spokesman Chuck U. Farley, "Sure nobody has ever built their way out of a recession but it doesn't mean that we can't try. Of course more taxpayer-born tax abatements will be necessary for these fantastic builders."
Construction is expected to begin last night...
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