Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with JODY WATLEY!

Funny how the mind works. You can not think about an old friend for decades and suddenly you hear a song and it immediately all comes rushing back. Johnny heard this playing as he passed a local restaurant and it very much reminded him of his old friend Cliff at Eastern Michigan University. Cliff, like Johnny was a deadpan smartass. Cliff and Johnny enjoyed copious amounts of Labatt's, bong hits and NHL playoff hockey in those halcyon days of 1983. Cliff loved to play this record album but especially this song when his girlfriend Janelle (She was known as Janelle with the BIG BOOBS when she wasn't there according to her man, something Johnny always hated) would come over and he'd lord her over Johnny and any other guy there because well yeah, she was a 10.

Johnny, where are you going with this, it's far too normal of a story. Here's where we're going friends, you can only play smug showoff with your girlfriend before Johnny starts to take it as a dare and begins a five month passionate relationship with Janelle and yes this song was indeed played when sinning took place. Screw your Montreal Canadiens anyway Cliff, Johnny's a Wings fan and so was she. These things happen.