Welcome to Slaughterhouse Saturday, let's get right to the body count.
1 Ohio State 34
Indiana 27
Maybe time to start calling them the Luckeyes
2 Michigan State 24
Purdue 21
Three point wins over the Boilermakers are no way to get into a playoff for elite teams. Maybe that's the thing this year, plenty of very good teams but no elite ones
Florida 38
3 Ole Miss 10
Ole Mess
Clemson 24
6 Notre Dame 22
Hey Johnny, can we see the failed two-point conversion that cost ND dearly? Of course friends, Notre Dame fans' tears are so very very tasty
Arizona State 38
7 UCLA 23
If you are UCLA you will NEVER live down this late Arizona State TD to put it away. Never
Alabama 38
8 Georgia 10
Alabama was the underdog for the first time since 2009. Let that sink in. Johnny thinks it only made them angry
Northern Michigan 36
Saginaw Valley 34
Johnny can talk shit to his godson for another year
Pittsburgh 17
Virginia Tech 13
New coach Pat Narduzzi is breathing life into the Panthers
Princeton 10
Columbia 5
If you had a lot of zeros and fives in your squares on this game you were golden
Houston Baptist 65
College of Faith 0
You really gotta have faith things are gonna get better for CoF
The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Shippensburg 69
East Stroudsberg 67 4OT
We have no video nor a scoresheet with stats but look at that score. LOOK AT IT. Since a team must go for two after the second OT we can surmise East Stroudsburg missed their two-point conversion in the 4th OT. Johnny hates East Stroudsburg and how that dump slows down his drives in and out of NJ so this score made him smile
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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