Sunday, October 9, 2016

Late night open thread

It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

Michigan 78
Rutgers 0
Michigan stomped RU like narcs at a biker rally. Last week Ohio State did the same thing 58-0. Scarlet Knights fans, welcome to rock bottom

Washington 70
Oregon 21
Remember not too long ago Oregon was doing this to others

Texas A&M 45
Tennessee 38 2OT
Life sucks when the dice finally come up snake eyes huh Vols? Well that's the thing, they always do, the house always wins sooner or later

Iowa 14
Minnesota 7
Floyd of Rosedale stays in Iowa City for another year. This being Floyd:

Sam Houston State 63
Incarnate Word 48
We're not sure what the Incarnate word was but it sure wasn't defense

Columbia 15
Wagner 13
Oren Milstein was all the offense Columbia needed today with 5 field goals. FIVE! Hopefully he's drunk tonight when he reads this

California (PA) 31
Indiana (PA) 28
You don't need a program at this game so much as a fucking compass

NC State 10
Notre Dame 3
3 players drowned

TCU 24
Kansas 23
Kansas misses a late FG or TCU was going to win the 'Stink of Death' award for, well, losing to Kansas

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Navy 46
Houston 40
The #6 team in the land mounted a furious comeback but when things looked their most dire this happened:












A Navy ship opened up into the Houston sideline taking out quite a few Cougars thus ensuring Navy victory. In honor of this mighty victory the Naval Academy announced no classes til Wednesday

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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