Late night open thread

You know it, you love it, you can't live without it, its The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

Oklahoma 31
Ohio State 16
Thank you for calling Columbus Papa John's call ahead seating. Yes Mr. Meyer, we'll have those pizzas ready at your favorite golf cart as soon as you arrive

Georgia 20
Notre Dame 19
Good doggie

Maryland 63
Towson 7
The Maryland offense this year be like

Mississippi State 57
Louisiana Tech 21
You've never seen this before, you'll probably never see it again. Louisiana Tech had second and goal on the Mississippi St. six yard line. After a very unsuccessful second and goal they had third and goal from their OWN six. You read that right. They lost over 80 yards on one play. What do you call on 3rd and 93?

Colorado Mines 70

New Mexico Highlands 0
Fear the Orediggers! No, really, that's their nickname

Saginaw Valley 28
Walsh 0
Big ups to Johnny's godkids, both Cardinal grads

Army 21
Buffalo 17
The Black Knights of the Hudson are 2-0

USC 42
Stanford 24
Sam Darnold has no time for ugly trees

Oregon 42
Nebraska 35
Oregon ran up a huge 42-14 lead at halftime then ran to Bed Bath & Beyond for a while and almost gacked it up

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 16
Rutgers 13
Eastern is now a cool 1-38 vs the Big Ten all time. Suck on that Wayne Duke. Suck on that Rutgers. Go cry in your Taylor ham. You have no idea how long Johnny has waited for the alma mater to get a top tier win. Decades to be exact. If Johnny was still living in Ypsilanti tonight he'd leading the cheers at the Sidetrack drink in hand. A win over the B1G? That calls for the fight song!

Time for Jersey City, After Dark