Saturday, March 22, 2014

When the Easter candy hits the shelves the Bible says you have to buy some

Well the Bible only specifies ONE type of candy be eaten:

"In peace shall ye celebrate me, now go forth and eatest thou Peeps." Luke 27:12

Technically only yellow Peeps are acceptable:

"Eateth not blue nor purple nor pink..." Luke 27:13

So the Peeps are on the shelves now, do not anger your Lord thy God, go make with the marshmallowy goodness!!

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2 comments:

  1. MMarch 23, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    and if i remember correctly, alternate shapes are cautioned against and johnnie-come-lately peep eating at other holiday times; but the bunnies, I believe, are acceptable.

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  2. Johnny Action Space PunkMarch 24, 2014 at 12:18 AM

    Obviously someone who read their Bible stories! And some people said they'd never come in handy. Pshaw!

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