Friday, April 22, 2016

If it's Earth Day (and it IS) it means fun in Hoboken!

Residents all over Hoboken are putting on their Friday best clothes and heading on down to Sinatra Park for the annual Earth Day Tire Fire and BBQ!

The Hoboken FD has been collecting tires from the Hudson River all year, even importing some from the Passaic River for this year's Tire Fire theme: "It's Just Smoke, Settle Down." Over 1000 tires will be lit as residents and visitors sing the Deep Purple classic, 'Smoke on the Water' with special emcee Sooty the Clown. A spokesperson for the Hoboken Fire Department tells the Jersey City Desk this year's fire should set the record and burn past the June 5th record set in 2011.

Other events are planned of course today all over Hoboken including a burning tire roll down First St., The Hoboken Conservatory of Science will have a special booth set up for kids called "So you wanna light your first tire..." full of tips on safe ways to handle gasoline and matches. The Cake Boss will deliver a special cake in the shape of burning smoking tires to Mayor Dawn Zimmer before the annual pushing of the burning tire pyres out into the Hudson River.

A new event this year is a 100 foot square tire base that grows in height like a pyramid with a Jersey City Citibike on top. You just can't spell 'fun' without FuHo.....kind of.

So come on out to FuHo today, bring the kids and tell the neighbors as this wonderful piece of Americana steps off once again. Free admission if you bring a tire. Hell, it's free admission even if you don't.

File photo from 2009 Hoboken Tire Fire and BBQ©

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Late night open thread

Here, quick, a Prince video in honor of his sheer greatness and impact on Johnny and obviously society in general.

Drugs are nowhere kids, at least the kind it sounds like he used.

RIght, back to Prince, as with any video of his on YouTube is has a life expectancy of five minutes ago so without anymore talk, Price and 'Let's Pretend We're Married' because it's awesome and was available.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

Boy were the entitlement biking crowd back on Twitter this AM

Johnny had over 17 Tweets he was mentioned in when he hit Twitter this morning. The entitled bike crowd is still apoplectic over Johnny's words yesterday. See, you take on one sacred cow and they get all up in arms like children denied a juice box. They're back at it today, still trying to answer the question (and failing badly) Johnny put out yesterday, "When CAN'T you ride you bikes on the city sideWALKS?

We'll tell you if we ever hear back with a cogent answer...

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Late night open thread

OK kids, you've by now read so many stories about weed and smoking weed and 4/20 and you've probably kicked back and taken a marijuana at this point and you just wanna zone out. Hey, Johnny was young once. Pink Floyd and the timeless stoner classic, 'Sheep'

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

A Jersey City Desk Editorial -- Those Entitled Bikers

Johnny spent the better half of the last few hours exposing the sheer hypocrisy of so many of the bikers here in Jersey City. First, have you ever met a biker or member of any bike group that didn't have strong opinions, ne, intransigent positions on cars and how they drive, park, fill up with gas, how many mpg's they get and on and on and on? Cars are their enemy in cities all over America. NO GROUND must be given to cars according to these same bike groups.

You'd think these so-called forward thinkers might carry their worldview throughout their lives but you'd be wrong. It ends at cars. A member of a group calling itself BikeJC, speaking for all bikers in Jersey City spent some time telling Johnny that indeed in some cases it's ok for bikers to use the sidewalks (GET THAT FUCKING CAR OUT OF THE FUCKING BIKE LANE BEFORE I THROW MY KLEEN KANTEEN AT IT) because well, they didn't give any one reason. They said zero tolerance doesn't work ever anywhere (GET THAT CAR'S NOSE OUT OF THE CROSSWALK GODDAMMIT!) and well, shuckins, because it works in the Netherlands and Germany, we're all safer. So there you have it. Bikers do not want for themselves what they expect of others, there is no other way to put it. There's no other way for them to weasel out of their what's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable worldview.

Want a question to make their heads spin? Ask them when can't they ride on sidewalks.

When Johnny had the common sense to bring up the idea that bikes under no circumstances should be on the sidewalk ever he got this golden nugget from BikeJC:

1) Yes we passed laws making it illegal to ride on sidewalks ever. We worked really hard on that law.
2) It's OK for bikers to ride on sidewalks (no word on whenever, sometimes, maybe, if they feel like it, if they hear a car horn or get scared by the Light Rail).

Remind you of anything?

Phase One-Collect Underpants
Phase Two-
Phase Three-Profit

But it's ok because statistics say it's safer for bikes to go on sidewalks with zero hard fast parameters. If you get hit, well there's where the BikeJC spokesperson on Twitter had no answers. Who pays if you get run down or your pet gets hit? The biker? We're hearing from the biker group they shouldn't be responsible because of statistics. The city? Yeah, right. You see where this is going. If a car hit a biker in the bike lane they howl with indignity yet should a biker hit someone on a sideWALK, well then they try and murk up the situation right quick. When Johnny suggested a zero tolerance law (which technically exists because of BikeJC) be enforced the bike group spokesperson took this to the ridiculous endgame of the police kicking in your door if you smoke a joint.

Project much?

It's simple, it's against the law to ride on the sidewalk. ANY biker riding on the sidewalk by any of the dozens of police standing around construction sites, those standing around busy intersections or on patrol should talk with the biker. Why were you on the sidewalk? Avoiding a situation in the street and maybe they go. If they're just on the sidewalk, ticket. Let the officer decide.

This utopia where cars are attacked and bikers just do what they want because they hide behind statistics and NEVER accept personal responsibility may work in the Borough of Oz but not in Jersey City. Continue to document bikers on the sidewalks and feel free to confront them, also know as education, in getting them off the sidewalks once and for all.






Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Late night open thread

Sorry kids, Johnny had one more meeting today with his surgeon and clients about work to be done after the big day >:/

Really puts the S in suck.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

Monday, April 18, 2016

Late night open thread

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

Are you a music lover? Of course you are

You know Johnny's all about Detroit and Southeast Michigan music because he was lucky enough to grow up in what he feels in the music capital of the world. Want some proof? OK, the Detroit Free Press is holding a contest to name the best 100 songs ever from Detroit. To get to 100 you must pick through thousands of songs from all eras to all formats. It'll be an eye-opening look into the fabulous rich history of Detroit Music.

Late night open thread

Time for Jersey CIty, After Dark

Sunday, April 17, 2016

For 24 hours anyway all is right with the world

Go Wings! What an effort. Joe Louis Arena, our home, our cathedral, our fortress.