Monday, October 31, 2016
Happy Halloween! Let's reach into Johnny's bag o' treats...
If it's Halloween you know Johnny's gonna bring you all the best in Halloween-type music. Once again this year, right out of Austin Texas, The Flametrick Subs with Satan's Cheerleaders and their classic 'Creepy Dead Folk'
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Late night open thread
We're all about the Halloween here tomorrow, y'all come back now, hear?
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
Jets and Giants football GAMEDAY!
What a glorious morning out there today Jersey City, perfect for getting in brunches, dog walks, the Sixth Borough Market at the corner of Bay St. and Marin, the last outdoor market of the year, and any projects you may have. Again, a great day for getting those Christmas lights up in October. You'll wish you had this day back in late November. What's a month between friend anyway?
OK, football and nowhere is football less appetizing than in Cleveland today, where the weather will be awful and the teams stinky. The Jets roll in with a cool two victories while Johnny's Browns have NO WINS and Johnny sure hopes that keeps up today. The Jets stink, let's face facts. BUT with a third win today they move three games up (really four with head-to-head tiebreakers) on the Browns for that tasty first overall draft pick in April. Honestly today nobody in Cleveland, with the Indians on the brink of a World Series title vs the Cubs tonight and with the Cavaliers title in June, NOBODY FUCKING CARES if the Brownies lose 47-0, the coach up and quits and the fans riot. Today would be a perfect day for the Jets to roll in, play fundamentally sound football, don't turn it over and go home with a win.
Of course it's never that easy. While we're not sure who the Browns BQ will be today on the Wheel-O-Starters, might be Tim Couch, Brady Quinn or Jeff Garcia. Might be Josh McCown or might be Terrell Pryor. The fact it it does not matter. If the Jets can do any kind of job stopping the Browns on the ground, they stand a great chance. If they can run, and trust Johnny when he tells you this, there are good high school teams who can run on the Browns, the Jets should stand a great chance. Not that Jets fans shouldn't watch today, the Cleveland 11 comes up with stupid and unique ways to loose weekly but the Fearless Forecast says go to a cider mill today.
Fearless Forecast
New Jersey J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS 24
Factory of Sadness 14
The Giants simply CANNOT lose this week. They have a bye...
OK, football and nowhere is football less appetizing than in Cleveland today, where the weather will be awful and the teams stinky. The Jets roll in with a cool two victories while Johnny's Browns have NO WINS and Johnny sure hopes that keeps up today. The Jets stink, let's face facts. BUT with a third win today they move three games up (really four with head-to-head tiebreakers) on the Browns for that tasty first overall draft pick in April. Honestly today nobody in Cleveland, with the Indians on the brink of a World Series title vs the Cubs tonight and with the Cavaliers title in June, NOBODY FUCKING CARES if the Brownies lose 47-0, the coach up and quits and the fans riot. Today would be a perfect day for the Jets to roll in, play fundamentally sound football, don't turn it over and go home with a win.
Of course it's never that easy. While we're not sure who the Browns BQ will be today on the Wheel-O-Starters, might be Tim Couch, Brady Quinn or Jeff Garcia. Might be Josh McCown or might be Terrell Pryor. The fact it it does not matter. If the Jets can do any kind of job stopping the Browns on the ground, they stand a great chance. If they can run, and trust Johnny when he tells you this, there are good high school teams who can run on the Browns, the Jets should stand a great chance. Not that Jets fans shouldn't watch today, the Cleveland 11 comes up with stupid and unique ways to loose weekly but the Fearless Forecast says go to a cider mill today.
Fearless Forecast
New Jersey J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS 24
Factory of Sadness 14
The Giants simply CANNOT lose this week. They have a bye...
Late night open thread
It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!
A little later tonight, Johnny had to hit up some Halloween parties and soak up all the free food and drink. Not bad for cutting a few holes in one of Mrs. Johnny's high thread count sheets.
Michigan 32
Michigan St. 23
A little closer than some people thought it would be. Ok, a LOT closer
Ohio State 24
Northwestern 20
Last week the Suckeyes took a good punch to the nose, today they avoided the knockout blow
Wisconsin 23
Nebraska 17 OT
Big cheese over Big corn and an inside track to the B1G west title
Clemson 37
Florida State 34
Perfect for Halloween weekend, Clemson pulls another Houdini act
Texas 35
Baylor 34
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. When your school actively does nothing to protect women on campus, well, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
South Carolina 24
Tennessee 21
Goddamn Tennessee fell all the way down the polls in no time at all. Look out below!
Lehigh 58
Fordham 37
The Mountain Hawks are on a roll and all alone in first in the Patriot League
Western Illinois 35
South Dakota 34
The Leathernecks from WIU battled all the way back from being down 17 to make their trick-or-treat candy taste that much sweeter
Louisiana Tech 61
Rice 16
The Feng shui of football score ass-kickings
Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Wyoming 30
Boise State 28
Wyoming defensive tackle Chase Appleby, with the score tied and 1:25 left decided to pull a Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and completely disrupt the Boise St. offense. Appleby not only sacked the QB, but knocked the ball out of his hands and through the back of the end zone. Game winning safety. Chase Appleby may loot and pillage the greater Laramie area for the next 24 hours
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
A little later tonight, Johnny had to hit up some Halloween parties and soak up all the free food and drink. Not bad for cutting a few holes in one of Mrs. Johnny's high thread count sheets.
Michigan 32
Michigan St. 23
A little closer than some people thought it would be. Ok, a LOT closer
Ohio State 24
Northwestern 20
Last week the Suckeyes took a good punch to the nose, today they avoided the knockout blow
Wisconsin 23
Nebraska 17 OT
Big cheese over Big corn and an inside track to the B1G west title
Clemson 37
Florida State 34
Perfect for Halloween weekend, Clemson pulls another Houdini act
Texas 35
Baylor 34
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. When your school actively does nothing to protect women on campus, well, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
South Carolina 24
Tennessee 21
Goddamn Tennessee fell all the way down the polls in no time at all. Look out below!
Lehigh 58
Fordham 37
The Mountain Hawks are on a roll and all alone in first in the Patriot League
Western Illinois 35
South Dakota 34
The Leathernecks from WIU battled all the way back from being down 17 to make their trick-or-treat candy taste that much sweeter
Louisiana Tech 61
Rice 16
The Feng shui of football score ass-kickings
Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Wyoming 30
Boise State 28
Wyoming defensive tackle Chase Appleby, with the score tied and 1:25 left decided to pull a Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and completely disrupt the Boise St. offense. Appleby not only sacked the QB, but knocked the ball out of his hands and through the back of the end zone. Game winning safety. Chase Appleby may loot and pillage the greater Laramie area for the next 24 hours
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
Saturday, October 29, 2016
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with JOY DIVISION!
Kicking things off tonight with the iconic sound of Joy Division and the dark mega-hit, 'Love Will Tear Us Apart'. No, Johnny's not gonna yammer on, just gonna jump right in with music. Cause it's the Music Series. No talking, just to talk, nossir, just music.
Usually.
Usually.
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with FATS DOMINO!
Who doesn't need a little snappy, catchy piano? Wrong, everyone does. A little something from the jukebox at the coffee shop in Back to the Future, the one George McFly was told to stay out of, Fats Domino and 'My Blue Heaven' which as a side note was a 'B' side release. That'd be an interesting list, the biggest hits that were 'B' sides.
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