Saturday, July 11, 2009

Saturday morning news-o-rama

A Staten Island teenager pulled a Wile E. Coyote and managed to fall straight down a manhole while texting.

In case you hadn't been following along, the Mets eat, suck and blow.

New York City police have busted one of a group of four thugs committing anti-gay robbery and beat down attacks. We wonder how this guy will cope in prison when he's the recipient of such 'shakedowns' in the general population.

If you want to see important elected types ride a PATH train probably for the first time in their lives, click here. It does come to mind there are signs on the trains requesting riders give up their seats for people like Senator Frank Lautenberg. He doesn't need to stand.

Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) had now decided they should get a say in naming beer. They are angry that a local brewery has decided to name some good sounding ales and beers after New Jersey Turnpike exits. Seriously MADD, get over yourselves. They are names of exits on the flipping highway. It's NOT encouraging drinking and driving, they're names.

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