Tonight it's a top ten list from David Letterman before bed. From the home office in Kalamazoo Michigan:
Top Ten Things We've Learned About Mars
10. Temperature: Minus 67 degrees F; "Feels like" Temperature: Minus 70 degrees F
9. It's completely overrun with cats
8. Orbited by three moons -- Probos, Deimos, and Shemp
7. Everyone leaves for the summer
6. Only half as many Kardashians
5. Red surface is largely paprika
4. Crops doing poorly due to several million year drought
3. With reduced gravity of Mars, Governor Chris Christie would still be morbidly obese
2. All trails are open; all lifts are running
1. Easier to get to than Romeny's tax returns
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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