Sunday afternoon vacation slides with Johnny!

No no, sit the hell down and be nice. It's vacation slide time, and who doesn't love wasting a Sunday doing that?

OK, so here's Johnny's passing into Virginia from Tennessee last fall. Beautiful day. Rained all the way to Bethlehem Pennsylvania.

Now here's a great one. This is when Johnny was in Hoboken after Superstorm Sandy so enjoy.

This place used to be known as Gay Head on Martha's Vineyard but now it's not. Whaaaaat?

Sit down and be polite. We're not done.

This is the giant light up cross over Ocean Grove NJ at night. It's kinda like a Christian Eye of Sauron but when you say that people get upset.

Hey foodies, how about some food pr0n? This isn't just french toast, oh hellz no. It's Cap'n Crunch dipped/crusted french toast available only at The Bomber restaurant in Ypsilanti Michigan.

This is a house where probably a witch lives or lived in or yelled at a scarecrow from her roof at some point. It's in Candler NC.

We're almost done. Sit down.

This is a hockey game at Northeastern University in downtown Boston. The males of the species there don't wear shirts.....during the game.

And FINALLY....Damn right you get your hamburgers from the sign of the donkey. Why wouldn't you? Buster the Donkey says that's a tasty burger at Bray's in Westland Michigan.