Lesson #1...

If you're going to park in front of a hydrant like there's nothing wrong with that, and you get caught doing it (not by the POLICE OFFICER standing nearby but more on that in a minute) and when you get caught doing it engaging in an argument and acting like a complete tool like this goofball from Eglentowicz, well then you're a special kind of stupid. The name of the company that pays you is on the side of your vehicle. Derp.

OK, let's set the scene. Johnny out walking his dog when he comes across Marin at 2nd and sees a total clusterfuck of traffic. People trying to get to Marin from Second St., people dropping off daycare kids at the Waldo Lofts, and nobody directing traffic (though a Jersey City cop was, again, standing nearby doing jack shit like they always do on these traffic details. Mayor Fulop said he was going to end those. I guess the JCPD told him he was wrong. Actually try and get help at these intersections with cops, they hide in their vehicles all day mostly). What does Johnny notice amid the driving chaos? A truck for contractor Eglentowicz blocking a hydrant. Blocking. Blocking a hydrant across from a day care. Blocking as in such a way that YOU would have gotten a ticket and been towed. Johnny would have been issued a ticket and then would have been towed. But that's the problem when cops take money from these developers to stand around isn't it? They don't do the right thing, they do what's expedient for those PAYING THEM.

So, Johnny starts snapping pics of an Eglentowicz truck being ALLOWED to block a hydrant. Perhaps the only worker with common sense told the Eglentowicz driver someone was taking pictures of him blocking a hydrant.


Note the JCPD officer acting like Sgt. Schultz on Hogan's Heroes, "I know nothiiiiinnnnnnggggg"

So friends, here come the pictures and the video of this assclown. After posing for the camera and daring Johnny to send this to the city (Don't worry asshat, it already has been sent to the city AND your bosses) and then devolving into calling Johnny an asshole and what not. Do you actually want to know what the first words out of this guy's mouth were? "I've lived here my whole life, how long have you lived here?" As you can hear Johnnys reply, what difference does that make when you're BLOCKING A FIRE HYDRANT. It doesn't matter how long you've lived somewhere you moron. It matters you're blocking a hydrant. There is no law that says if you've lived here your whole life (as if that wasn't painfully apparent) you park where you like. There's LOTS of parking in downtown Jersey City shithead, the problem is is that you and your idiot construction buddies would need to pay for it instead of parking in front of hydrants and on sidewalks.

(We'll call him Jimmy di Vagina)

So now Jimmy di gets into his truck and he's still not done talking so that's when Johnny busts out the video recorder. Why shouldn't Johnny videotape his threats, his foul language and a dare for the city of Jersey City to do anything about him. Well Johnny is doing his part and the video and pics have already been sent along and here now, for all times, Eglentowicz can now have an internet presence due to this article.

Wanna screw with Johnny again, shithead? Thought not...