Attention CitiBike riders

Johnny has the same deal for you he has with other bike riders around the city. Run into Johnny in the street or on a sidewalk, or worse yet hit his dog and Johnny will beat you to death with your own leg. Yes, he's more worried about the casual "I never ride bikes in cities so I feel safer on sidewalks" and this new generation of city biker than he is the regular crew who ride all the time because they love it. So, again, enjoy the bikes and enjoy your rides around the city, as long as you know the rules.