Nebraska 31
Rutgers 14
After this season Rutgers is going to need to clean house. AD, head coach, like we said, clean house. Then fumigate. Then bleach it. Then get a Roomba
Clemson 37
Syracuse 27
The Orange gave #1 Clemson a tussle but in the end were Tiger foodz
Michigan State 24
Maryland 7
The Turtles, more turnovers than a Polish bakery
Ohio State 28
Illinois 3
The Buckeyes host Sparty in a tasty clash next Saturday in Nut Town
Oklahoma 44
Baylor 34
Baylor are such a classless bunch even a win by the Sooners feels good
Oregon 38
Stanford 36
Timberrrrrrrrr
Iowa 40
Minnesota 35
Iowa stays undefeated but more importantly holds onto the coolest named rivalry trophy, Floyd of Rosedale, shown here
Penn 35
Harvard 25
Harvard is shutout in the second half and is no longer unbeaten
Colgate 49
Lehigh 42
Colgate, can't win outside the conference, can't lose inside it
Grand Valley State 24
Saginaw Valley 17
Johnny is just being a dick to his godson in a drunk uncle kind of way pointing out SVSU is 1-9
The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Massachusetts 28
Eastern Michigan 17
If Eastern hadn't somehow managed to beat equally inept Wyoming in Laramie in September we'd say this game was the undisputed Stinks Outloud Bowl Championship. After EMU also lost to stinky farty smelly Miami of Ohio last week we're still gonna give the Most Pungent Team Award in 2015 to the boys from Johnny's former town of Oopsilanti. When you're everyone's second win of the season you've earned no less. Nope, still not through that wall from last year
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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