Saturday, November 4, 2017

Late night open thread

The best Saturday Night Scoreboard Show in the land, unless your team lost

Michigan State 27
Pedd State 24
Mark Dantonio is the most underrated coach in America, James Franklin the most overrated

Oklahoma 62
Oklahoma St. 52
The Playstation Game of the Week. The Cowboys controller jammed at the end

Iowa 55
Ohio St. 24
Admit it, when you saw this score you started laughing. Urban gets more golf cart pizza, this time topped with corn and flop-sweat

Rutgers 31
Maryland 24
Rutgers has THREE wins in the B1G this year and four overall. If you saw that coming you're a big liarhead

Baylor 38
Kansas 9
There IS someone shittier than Baylor

Army 21
Air Force 0
Know the difference between Army and Air Force? 21 points, duh, we just told you

Florida State 27
Syracuse 24
The Seminoles won so probably no fistfight challenges between the FSU coaching staff and fans today

West Virginia 20
Iowa State 16
If you're not a Top 5 team the Cyclones just can't bother

Harvard 21
Columbia 14
Columbia scored 7 unanswered points in the fourth quarter. They still lost

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Lafayette 7
Georgetown 0
The next time someone is adamant in claiming college is better than pro football, anyone with a ticket stub from this game can punch them in the face. Nobody's looting anything this week. P-U

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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